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Joke of the Day
"The man who invented Twister died this week. Fitting him into the coffin took 27 spins."
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"If I had a time machine I'd destroy the invention of autotune and say ""good luck being famous now you talentless brats!"""
"When does a black person become a nigger? As soon as he leaves the room."
"What does Zeus wear under his tunic? Thunderwear!"
"What's the difference between cancer and black people? Cancer got Jobs."
"The Amish are starting to promote the use of condoms.... To help stop the spread of Abes."
"What was the name of Gorilla's girlfriend Go-rilla"
"If a guitar player is a guitarist, and a piano player is a pianist, what's the term for someone who plays the banjo? Racist"
"if you give everyone easier access to guns then nobody will shoot anyone else because everyone has the guns and nobody will use them ever"
"Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside."