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Joke of the Day
"I need to get in shape. If I was murdered right now my chalk outline would be a circle."
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"It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
"When I hear someone complain that their towns are boring with nothing to do, all I hear is a boring person who doesn't know how to have fun."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? [not the traditional punchline] Because 7 was a registered 6 offender."
"I have a sore throat, a sinus headache, a paper cut, and I miss my kitties. No one has suffered as much as I have on a Friday."
"If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?"
"Why was the little shoe unhappy? Because his father was a loafer and his mother was a sneaker."
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