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Joke of the Day
"It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
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"My signature move is eating a whole bag of something before realizing I don't like it."
"Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !"
"A rock flying through the hemisphere is called an Asteroid. A lump on your ass is called a Hemorrhoid...... If you think of it,Shouldn't it be the other way around?"
"Looking for a good retractable leash. when I walk my turtle I hate when it gets to far ahead of me"
"If a stranger offers you a piece of candy...take two."
"My doctor told me I need to stop masturbating I asked why, he said something about examining me. Lets see what you got Reddit. Keep the title and change the punchline."
"The Chicken or The Egg A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette. The egg rolls over in satisfaction and says, ""Well, I guess we answered that question."""
"I wrote on my tinder that I'm 5 foot 2 and got no matches. Then I wrote that I'm just 1 foot and now I can pick and choose."
"PSYCHATRIST: wat do u see ME: a rorschach test PSYCHATRIST: and this one? ME: a inkblot used to test my psyche PSYCHATRIST: (starts sweatig)"