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Joke of the Day

"What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at? HackDonalds."

"""I have no advice. I can't talk! I am a building."" -Prison advice"

"I tried to sign up to a website yesterday. I put in the password 'beefstew' But it said the password wasn't stroganoff."

"My neighbor knocked on my door at 3am!!!! 3 in the morning can you believe that?! Luckily, I was still awake playing my drums."

"[In honor of Leonard Nimoy] How many ears does Spock have? Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier."

"I was going to have a life but then twitter happened."

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after three HOs."

"If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian... then soviet"

"Worst dad jokes are emoticons Had a group message with family and my sister wanted to go get coffee. So my dad sent this *$ Enjoy"

"Did you hear about the bedbug? He was undercover."