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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I ate that banana so slowly at your grandpa's funeral."

"You auto complete me."

"How can you face you problem ..if your problem is your face"

"I was created in a gas station. I was an in-petro fertilization baby."

"I have a rude joke about Canadians! Sorry?"

"Did you hear about the ghoul's favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room."

"Autopsy confirms George Michael choked on a chocolate bar It was a Careless Whisper"

"Husband to wife: Honey, what would you do if I won the lottery? Wife: I'd divorce you and take half the money Husband: Well I won $10, here's your 5, now fuck off!"

"Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek? Because nobody is looking for them."

"My father in law is one of those ""deep sigh until someone asks what's wrong"" kind of women."