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Joke of the Day

"What did woody and buzz say to your mom? ""Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."""

"Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms!"

"Joaquin What kind of name is Joaquin? It's not Russian"

"Did you hear about the convicted grammar Nazi? He was *sentenced* to death"

"Just saw a guy wearing a hat that says ""Don't Bother Me,"" so I asked him where he got it & how much it cost & whether or not it works."

"WHY DO BUGS KEEP FLYING AROUND YOU WHEN YOU ARE CLEARLY TRYING TO KILL THEM"

"everyone on the saturday night live thing pronounced it sarynyelive"

"Cat owner : wow my pet cat really likes you Me: yeah well that's just because I have at least 2 sardines in my left pocket at any given time"

"Two roommates were arguing... About who gets to use the microwave first. Then things started getting heated."

"I once visited The Virgin Islands. When I left, they were just called The Islands."