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Joke of the Day
"What did woody and buzz say to your mom? ""Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."""
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"When is the only time a Muslim bets? When there is a prophet involved."
"Why can't pencils have babies? Because they have rubbers on their end."
"A man went to grab some Viagra... out of the cupboard, but accidentally grabbed some twink. He awoke in the morning with a correction."
"Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws."
"Life is beautiful but I prefer boobs"
"My date said he wasn't looking for anything serious like I was trying to help him solve cold case files and shit."
"Q: What do call a fish with no eye? A: A fsh."
"I would absolutely slay the dating game if looks and personality didn't matter"
"I felt bad for the monster so once a week we switch and I sleep under the bed."