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Joke of the Day
"Autocorrect just changed ""I have so much anxiety I can barely breathe"" to ""I'm fine."""
Next Joke
"Maybe I'm just drunk, but this toilet looks alot like my neighbors car."
"I'd always wondered why they didn't make pencils with erasers on either side Then I realised there wouldn't be any point."
"The 'C word' My girlfriend hates it when I say the ""C word"". This one time, we were watching Spongebob and I'm like ""hey, its 'C word'!"" and shes like ""it's Squidward, you cunt"""
"People have underestimated me my entire life, and they've been wrong on like two of those days."
"Why did Mickey leave Minnie? Because she was fucking goofy."
"What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ? A sheep that can round itself up !"
"I told my wife she would look sexier with her hair back... She was pissed! Apparently that's a insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."
"What's online, about to comment, and very judgmental?"
"I invented a new word Plagiarism"