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Joke of the Day

"2 penises went to watch a movie.. Penis 1: Is this an adult film? Penis 2: Why? Penis 1: Then we have to watch it standing up. P.S. - xD I'm sorry, this just came to me.."

"My celebrity status application was denied Because I marked ""no"" in the section saying ""I support clobbering women"""

"Why can't Indians drive cars? It's impossible to reach the pedals whilst sitting Indian style"

"During fireworks is the best time to shoot someone."

"What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him? Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble."

"I wonder if the views of a color blind person depend on the circumstances of the scenario Or if they just see the world in black and white."

"Spanish joke Guy asks his friend ""Como se escribe nariz en ingles?"" ""No se"""

"Mr. Schneider stood up in court. ""As God is my judge I do not owe my ex-wife any money."" Glaring down at him the judge replied ""He's not. I am. You do."""

"[loud crashes] Me: What was that? 4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks."

"When do you use duct tape on a duck? When he's quacked."