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Joke of the Day

"AMERICAN SNIPER is, without a doubt, the most violent entry in the AMERICAN PIE series"

"Trump is asked what his position on women's issues Trump replies ""Look, I know a lot of women and they all have issues"""

"It's not a great nap, unless you wake up and can't remember what day it is."

"Ray Rice doesn't believe in giving women rights. However, he has no problem giving them a couple lefts"

"WiFi Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was."

"It looks like bathroom tai chi but it's me trying to trigger the automatic paper towel dispenser."

"Why did the bible cross the street? To get to the other genocide."

"I'm at my most pacman when I try and get to the snack table at a party without interacting with a single person."

"[ANTI-JOKE]So a man walks into a bar. So a man walks into a bar and.....his drinking habits are tearing his family apart."

"A married man's prayer; Dear God, you gave me childhood, you took it away You gave me youth, you took it away. You gave me a wife.......... Its been years now... Just reminding you......"