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Joke of the Day
"So I called the rape helpline... ... they said they only help victims"
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"Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks up and says; 'Is this a joke?'"
"Hardcore I've just changed my first nappy. My wife doesn't like me wearing them but since I bought Call of Duty it means I get more game time."
"Women expose 90% of their body when wearing a bikini Men are nice enough to only look at the covered parts"
"A nun was kidnapped No offence but she was asking for it. Nun taken."
"What does Batman use to wash his hair? Conditioner Gordon."
"A gun is like my penis.... On cold lonely nights sometimes I stick the end of it in my mouth"
"Mom told meh to not waist my food She said we were gonna have to 'tighten our belts' around here."
"I learned that 17th century French royalty depleted their treasury... I guess you could say they were baroque."