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Joke of the Day
"Given the species' reputation, you'd think Bugs Bunny would have more relatives."
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"My penis is only two inches From the floor"
"What if animals were injured in the making of a film. would it say ''Tim hurt one monkey... he feels bad."""
"A guy at work calls me ""Partner"" and another guy calls me ""Chief"". Apparently we're playing Cowboys and Indians and I'm a double agent."
"*is at the movies with hot date* *does fake yawn to put arm around her* *yawns too hard and inhales a child from the row in front* *dies*"
"Hey, how about making a normal fucking face when you sing?"
"I'm a firm believer in the phrase ""If you want something done right, do it yourself"" That's why I masturbate."
"If you open your iPhone camera when it's reversed, and your own face scares and shames you, it's considered cardio."
"So a grasshopper walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey, did you know I have a drink named after you?"". The grasshopper says ""You've got a drink named Steve!?"""
"My daughter: I know everything Me: What's the capital of brazil? My daughter: that's a secret"