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Joke of the Day
"Hey, how about making a normal fucking face when you sing?"
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"Hi, I'm your car's radio. I'll be playing terrible music during your trip, but once you get out of the car I'll play your favorite song."
"What kind of Bees make milk? Boobies."
"Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? Because it said concentrate."
"I just killed 84 birds with 1 stone at Petsmart, totally destroying the previous record of 2."
"(interview for construction job) Foreman: Your resume is just pictures of LEGOs? Me: (proudly) Didn't even have to look at the instructions"
"What do crocs and getting a blowjob from a guy have in common? They both feel great until you look down and realize you're gay."
"Just thought of this cheesy joke... Who betrayed Cheesus Christ? Goudas."
"Alright, time for a Twitter spelling bee! First word: ""their"", meaning ""belongs to them."" Alright, that only leaves 14 of you left standing."
"PayPal is spinning eBay off into its own company. After several years, PayPal finally got tired of living with a hoarder."