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Joke of the Day
"Hey, how about making a normal fucking face when you sing?"
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"Mommy monster: Don't eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: You'll get atomic-ache."
"What does Hulk say when he poops? IBM!"
"What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants? ""Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"""
"What's long, Jewish, and rough with your ass? Passover"
"Thousands of people are attacked by sea creatures every year. We at BP are dedicated to bringing that number down. You're welcome!"
"What do you call an asshole horse rider? A Jerk-ey."
"What hurts? When a man with a boner runs against a wall. And what is embarrassing? When his nose touches the wall first."
"TIL that I'm dyslexic. Whoops, wrong bus."
"Hand 2 toddlers a poisoned cookie and tell them not to eat it, then leave for a day. Some would call that stupid. The Bible calls it Genesis"