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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you have an Asian and MLP? My Little Penis"

"Don't get why guys complain about ""sleeping on the couch"" I pay good money to sleep on the couch, but I wish the shrink would shut up."

"Is it possible for God to be a Cheeto Puffed? Because these taste pretty fucking great. EDIT: I'm getting downvoted but figure this is the reddit algorithm! cheeky cunts"

"What did Jesus say to Mohammed...? What did Jesus say to Mohammed? 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return? 'How many did you take with you?'"

"ad for a wife A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""

"What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists? Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store."

"My girlfriend left me for a hindu guy. Anyway, he'll treat her better - they worship cows."

"Wait come back, I didn't mean it when I was just being myself"

"Psychiatrists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers. That is probably the reason mothers cry at weddings."

"Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of ""Polish Remover""."