9019
Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about getting raped by an eskimo? Being forced Inuit."
Next Joke
"whats the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? the park bench can hold a family of four"
"So the Dali-Lama walks into a pizza shop... and asks the pizza guy, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""
"I hear the FDA just approved Bill Cosby.... Common side effects include drowsiness, loss of memory, taste of penis, and in rare cases, sore genitals."
"9/11 jokes are just... Plane wrong."
"I always forget the name Lance is short for ""Ambulance"""
"Why was the priest also an imam? Double the prophet."
"What are the chemicals in a midget's body that make them happy? En-dwarf-ins"
"What's the difference between Batman, and a Black man Batman can go to the store without robin"
"I've got a new ringtone. This anal bleaching is rather good."