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Joke of the Day
"What does a mechanic do for a one night stand? ... He nuts and bolts."
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"Wife: Can you fix this, the holes too big for the thingy majingy? Me: Hey I know how it feels! Hahaha! *And then I regained consciousness"
"My new book about doing your own hair color is a total flop. I haven't sold one copy of A Guide to Dying Alone"
"What do you call a marine animal who under-performs at the vegetable academy? A C-cucumber."
"""Thanks for sending me that 17 second cellphone video from that concert you went to! The audio and video were amazing!"" - said no one, ever"
"What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick."
"I went to a dinner party for anorexics. There was an all-you-can't-eat buffet."
"What is the difference between snow men and snow women? Snowballs"
"My friend said to me, ""I'm going to dress up as an island near the bottom of Italy"" I said ""Don't be so silly."""
"Why are ophans no good at baseball? They dont know where home is."