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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear they caught the peeping tom in Nunavut? His name is Tom Tukaluk"
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"Alcohol doesn't cause hangovers....waking up does."
"Me: Just so you know, I'm DTF right now. Wife: I don't know what ""DTF"" means. Me: Take a guess. Wife: (pause) Definitely Too Fat?"
"Why does the Necromancer hate doing stand-up comedy? He always has a dead audience"
"BEST JOKE EVER Just a corny joke I though off. Hope it brings a smile to your day (: Why was Justin Biber in Frozen? Cuz aparently he likes ""snow""."
"How do you make holy water? Boil the *hell* out of it."
"I would've posted a joke about pizza But I forgot it."
"Q: What do bees chew? A: Bumble gum."
"A reality show, where you spy on your suspected cheating significant other, called Baewatch."
"Ghostbusters is my favorite movie where Bill Murray yells at a giant marshmallow man for stepping on a church."