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Joke of the Day
"It's common knowledge talking shit will result in dental work."
Next Joke
"Q: When was the longest day in the Bible? A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve."
"If only Steve Irwin wore sun screen. He could have been protected from harmful rays."
"Dating: *prances around in underwear and his t-shirt* Marriage: *Unzips footed unicorn onesie* Do you think this mole is cancer?"
"How to spot a douchebag in the gym? Really bad so he hurts himself."
"Marital problems ""You haven't listened to a word I've said, have you?"" Always seems like a strange way for my wife to start a conversation with me."
"If she ever says: What did you just say!? I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room."
"You give me butterflies. I give them back. Please stop handing me insects, it's really weird."
"Are my undies showing? [""No.""] ""Would you like them to?"""
"My wife is fat. Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""