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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why WWII got the world out of The Great Depression? Because we got all the money back from the Jews."

"prayers by believers to a ""Sweet Jesus"" imply additional deities: Sour Jesus, Salty Jesus, Umami Jesus and, most frighteningly, Bitter Jesus"

"Man at the dog park: Who's a good girl? WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL???? Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*"

"What happens when you mix roofies and Viagra? Ring toss."

"What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub? The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole."

"A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her? It was a bright sunny day."

"Anybody Home? Yes, I am alone come in (house wife) Husband: WTF! (who came early from the office)"

"Sorry I yelled ""GET A ROOM!"" at your grandson's wrestling tournament."

"What's the difference between a Pakistani wedding party and an Al-Qaeda training camp? Dunno, I just fly the drone."

"Why did the black boy fall off his bike? He didn't, he fell off yours."