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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why WWII got the world out of The Great Depression? Because we got all the money back from the Jews."

"I was considering feeding Mr. Whiskers spicy food... ....But then I remembered that curry-osity killed the cat."

"Parenting Pro Tip: If a 5 year old says he needs a potty stop, or he's going to take a dump in the minivan, he's not making idle threats"

"I'm selling my vacuum cleaner It's just collecting dust. I'll show myself out"

"Me: Did you play video games all day? 9: No Me: What else did you do? 9: I ate lunch"

"A northern californian sees alot of helicopters in the sky... ...he turns to his friend and says, ""Hella Copters"""

"What happens when you give Sigmund Freud and Oedipus a bunch of cocaine? A mother fucking awesome party."

"My doctor told me that I have to stop masturbating! Because otherwise he can't do his medical examination."

"Tampon commercials create an unrealistic expectation of how much fun it is to be around menstruating women."

"""I can't wait to bore my friends with this."" Dude filming concert on his phone."