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Joke of the Day

"What's black and is on top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a housefire."

"I was clinging for dear life to the face of the cliff. As the rescue team approached one of the guys shouted ""Whatever you do, don't look down"". So I started smiling."

"ME: judging by this blood stain the murderer appears to have been a turkey ACTUAL POLICE OFFICER: That's a hand print"

"Women with horses are rich versions of cat ladies."

"What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. . What do you call nuts on a chest? . Chestnuts. . What do you call nuts on a chin? . A blowjob."

"""Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself. Itself."" -History"

"What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They both get clubbed by Norwegians..."

"What do yo call a gay dinosaur that's a transgendered bottom? Trannysoreass!"

"What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post? *I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*"

"Homosexual Relationships (Pun) gay guys talking about relationships some of them say that the person they lost their virginity to were assholes I comment ""I think you all lost it to assholes tbh"""