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Joke of the Day
"How long is a china-man? Excuse the question mark, ""How Long"" is in fact a china man."
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"Had to replace the condom I carry around in my wallet yesterday Just heard they have a 5 year expiry date."
"A surgeon was put on trial for sewing several people's genitals to their faces. When asked why he would commit such a heinous crime he replied ""Eh, just to fuck with their heads."""
"Over the years, my sexual fetishes have been getting more perverse But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I hit rock bottom"
"I used to give my co-workers nicknames based on their most dominant features, like 'Loves Abortions Brenda' or 'Intern Groper Rob'."
"What's the difference between a prostitute and jesus? The face they make when you nail them."
"Which came first, chicken or the egg? Neither. I came first."
"Who are a fat person's two best friends Ben and Jerry."
"A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: ""Show me if what they say about black men is true"". He grabs her purse and runs"
"One of my friend told me that she got accepted at Dalhousie University... I told her to stay away from the dentistry students"