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Joke of the Day

"How long is a china-man? Excuse the question mark, ""How Long"" is in fact a china man."

"My friend and I were hiking Me: ""That's a huge rock over there!"" Him: ""Boulder."" Me: **""That's a huge rock over there.""** EDIT: Thank you guys for the most upvoted post I've made!"

"Why are there no men's studies classes? World history already exists"

"*12 pulls a gray hair out of my head* M: Wow, look at that! 12: Hang on. There's A LOT more! M: 12: Can I get paid for pulling these out?"

"I don't play mario kart with my brother anymore. Because we are both in our 20's & my mom is not there to split us up when we fight."

"When does a bed grow longer? At night because two feet are added to it."

"Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week? I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one."

"What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine? When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after"

"Mom, what's a Kardashian? It's what a midget can't see over when in the driver's seat. Just kidding, dear. It means whore."

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? *A gummy bear.*"