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Joke of the Day
"Why was Ben Stein the only Jew that had prior knowledge of 9/11? Because he had clear eyes."
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"[watching porn] This is crazy! He delivered that pizza like half an hour ago. *cups hands over mouth* IT'S GETTING COLD! IT'S GETTING COLD!"
"its adam and eve not woody and buzz, if you want a real toy story read the bible"
"What time did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Ten-ish."
"Game of Thrones is why I have trust issues."
"What type of pants does Mario wear? denim denim denim"