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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my coffee I don't like coffee."
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"My one night stand is pissed because I broke the other one."
"Have you heard the one about the jellyfish? It's a real no-brainer."
"Life starts with everyone cheering when you poop and goes drastically down hill from there."
"My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike My dad was holding me from behind ."
"Writing a good joke is an art form and some of you need to stick to coloring books."
"Our Faults ""Once a friend of mine and I agreed that it would be helpful for each of us to tell the other all our faults"" ""How did it work ?"" ""We haven't spoken for five years""."
"DATE: so...this is your place? ME: yea...not fancy but it suits me. *opens flap of bouncy house* oh, also do you mind taking off your shoes"
"whenever u hear a creak at night, dont wory its nothimg scary! its just a reminder that somthing u think is solid like a house actualy moves"
"Lake Erie: Great Lake name Lake Titicaca: Greater lake name"