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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a combination of a joke and a rhetorical question?"
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"What do you call a chain of singing islands? An acapellago."
"""See? I'm not nothing,"" I thought... ...as the sliding glass doors opened for me :("
"Have you heard about the three Chinese virgins? Tu Yung Tu, Tu Dum Tu, and No Yen Tu."
"What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !"
"school is like a boner School is like a boner its long and hard, unless your Asian"
"""I'm not drunk, I'm a zombie..."" ~Me passing out candy on Halloween"
"Introverts have fun too, we just don't care if you know..."
"I guess I didn't lobby hard enough to make extroduce the word of the year."
"This morning someone phoned me and told me that I need to sort my fucking life out. It was quite a wake up call."