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Joke of the Day
"When life gives you lemons, make a dress with them. -Lady Gaga"
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"I need a joke about lightning keep it pg thanks."
"Secret: Something which is told to one person at a time."
"Why was Hitler late to his meeting? He couldn't HEIL a cab."
"Why would Trump not lose any votes if he shot someone? Because he doesn't have any in the first place"
"Odd how all the intelligent life finding instruments' are pointed away from earth."
"Feel sorry for Julio Cesar tonight. Last time I saw a Brazilian facing this many shots he was jumping a ticket barrier at Stockwell."
"[trying to unhook a bra] *kung fu noises*"
"What do you call the girls who outrun me? Virgins."
"*co-worker approaching elevator* *I try to hit ""close door"" button* *I miss, hit ""open door""* Co-worker: thanks for holding it Me: Of course"