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Joke of the Day

"If you call someone from America American and someone from Mexico Mexican what do you call someone from Tibet? Chinese"

"Why are camels known as the ships of the desert? Because they're filled with Arab semen."

"I'm an Asian male who scored a 2300 on the SAT I still don't know if i met my parents' expectASIANs."

"How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza"

"Your sex life It doesn't exist"

"Told my mum someone had been shot and she asked with what? I wanted to reply 'with a cutlass' but I want her to pay for masters..."

"I refuse to correct my 4 year old when she calls Nicki Minaj, ""Nicki Massage"""

"For those of you who are a fan of Pokemon How do you get a Charizard on a bus? You pokemon!"

"Why was the lion cub sent to jail? It was a child predator."

"Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!"