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Joke of the Day
"What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels? nothing they were tearable."
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"I hear the Black Knight isn't as bad as he seems... He's medieval"
"What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus"
"Niggawatt Def: theoretical unit of work. The amount of work 1 black man can produce in 1 hour."
"Two clowns capture a clown and drag him back to their village. As they're eating the clown one cannibal asks the other, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"Some people call it anal bleaching, but I prefer to call it changing my ring tone."
"We got your viagra A man walks into a pharmacy to pick up some prescription drugs. The pharmacist says: ""oh, we got your viagra!"" The man replies: ""I don't give a fuck anymore"""
"A greek guy is bullied on the interwebs... grekt"
"It's funny how the Chinese are competing to win back medals they probably made a month ago!"
"This isn't a competition! -People who are losing"