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Joke of the Day
"I do NOT trust my bowels... I just think they're full of shit _"
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"Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school"
"Commas are the coolest punctuation, because they're like ""Yeah, you haven't got time to stop, but you can chill for a little bit."""
"What's the similarity between American beer and making love in a canoe? Fucking close to water"
"Y'all have heard about the WTC7 fallling down right? What did it fall from? Peer Pressure?"
"Why do hippies have sex at music festivals? Because it is intents"
"Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can? One dead baby in five trash cans"
"Our dog runs away so much, I'm just going to spray paint our phone number on her side."
"Trump is like Hurricane Matthew The media is talking about it nonstop. Nobody knows how bad it's going to be, but you can't help shake your head at the Floridan who ignores the warning."
"Easter tip: Tell your kids you hid an egg with $50 in it in the backyard but you don't remember where. Enjoy a quiet day indoors."