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Joke of the Day
"I do NOT trust my bowels... I just think they're full of shit _"
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"North Korea claims to have just tested an H-Bomb Turns out they just discovered Mentos and Diet Coke"
"My friend told me a joke about a TV controller. It wasn't remotely funny."
"Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables? Because they're meteor"
"Business Idea: 1. Join dating site. 2. Arrange dates with 30 people at your house, all at the same time. 3. TIMESHARE PRESENTATION."
"One thing that archaeological discoveries have taught us... Ancient people loved drinking from broken cups.."
"Whenever I'm watching the NBA and a ref makes a bad call, I go down to Foot Locker and yell at the employees."
"What do you call a social networking site for women who love to masturbate? cunterest"
"Ted Cruz just looks like a... Saturday Night Live Skit"
"My lawyer friend loves board games... ...but he has been sad lately, ever since he started that Risk-free 30-day trial."