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Joke of the Day
"I do NOT trust my bowels... I just think they're full of shit _"
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"I beat up a drummer in marching band. I'm not afraid of any re-percussions."
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"How do you make Donald Trump laugh? tickle his armpits"
"Have you seen the new movie, ""Constipation""? It may not have come out yet."
"What do drug dealers sit on? KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is."
"Why did Hitler invade Poland? To get to the other side."
"I have so much pubic hair I can start a cattle ranch"
"Gay men are fucking assholes"
"A guy sees a blonde across a lake He shouts to her ""Hey how'd you get on the other side of the lake?"" she replies ""You're on the other side of the lake!"""