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Joke of the Day

"What's red and sits in a corner? A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner? The same baby 3 weeks later."

"""Baby, I'm gonna make you mine."" - sweet talker forcing someone to be a coal miner"

"What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaeda training camp? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone."

"Men are like a bag of chips They seem full at first glance but when you look inside you see it's mostly just air."

"You realize kids in other countries make Air Jordan's and iPhones right? -Me responding poorly to my kid's homemade Father's Day gifts."

"Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms."

"*sneezes* ""MY DUST COLLECTION!"""

"I named my eraser Confidence... Because it gets smaller after every mistake I make."

"Christmas jokes needed I am about to MC a high school Christmas staff talent show and need your best Christmas or holiday jokes. This is happening in two hours."

"I got a new job working in an underwear factory I'll be pulling down 800 a week"