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Joke of the Day
"How did the handyman feel after going to the bar? He was hammered."
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"Quickest way to offend a Jew you tell them Noweh!"
"Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A: Because it was dead."
"If you watch Jeopardy backwards, it's about rich people paying money for answers to questions. That is all."
"""Four, five, six, one, two, three, seven, eight, nine, ten! Coming, ready or not!"" George Lucas playing hide and seek"
"Mitt Romney's dick tastes nice said Donald Trump."
"All my chainsaws broke last night... I guess you can call it a chainsaw massacre. I'll walk my self out now..."
"Denied candy because I ""didn't wear red"". Kicked out of the office because I ""didn't wear pants"". I'm tired of these Valentine's Day rules."
"simple joke (but dirty) what's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? a fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out"
"Why is it called a wonderbra? Because when its opened you wonder where are the boobs"