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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian with one leg shorter than the other? Gaylene!"
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"Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? In an American nursing home."
"Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at but not very bright."
"I was going to tell a Voldemort joke.... But everyone already nose it."
"Don't ever look away from a police officer. Just stare him down. You don't wanna look suspicious."
"Oh my gosh! Did you hear about the corderoy pillow? It's making headlines."
"""OUI!!"" -French Canadian on a water slide."
"The definition of trust. Whats the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob."
"Knock knock *Who's there?* Who. *To who?* (cough, straighten collar) To WHOM..."
"What is the scientific name for a crippled tyrannosaurus rex ? Tywalkasoreus Rex"