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Joke of the Day
"When a Vietnamese person has the same first and last name... It's a Nguyen Nguyen situation."
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"Aoccdrnig to Ylae rseaerch, it deosn't mtater waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are in, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is how mcuh mnoey you hvae"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Who cares! More bacon for me."
"guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells ""who the fuck fucked my wife!"". Everybody's silent for a second, then a guy in the back of the bar says ""you haven't got enough bullets mate"""
"Dude, you're so black that when you wash yourself with soap... ... You have to wash the soap itself with washing powder afterwards."
"Where does a thumb meet its type? At ***the space bar!*** oh-my-goodness! ~Skip"
"What do Monica Lewinsky and the New York Giants have in common? They were both terrorized by Clinton Dix, Ha Ha."
"What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.."
"If you want to touch the sky... Fuck a duck and you will fly! (I don' know who is credited with first saying this time-honored literary pearl.)"