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Joke of the Day

"Why are the best psychoanalysists Asian? Because they grew up listening to Pink Freud."

"On the internet you can be whoever you want. Its odd that so many choose to be stupid."

"What's the difference between a soy bean and a chick pea? I've never had a soy bean all over my face."

"Fords coming out with heated tailgates. So your hands stay warm while you're pushing it home."

"I was cutting up vegetables in the kitchen... ...and was promptly arrested"

"Just when you thought 2016 was over. Wham."

"Why do white men shop at black yard sales? To get all their stuff back."

"My lifetime stats are pretty average until you move over to the Donuts Consumed column."

"Even in a suit, Matthew McConaughey looks like he's just been rescued after two weeks lost in the desert."

"The sign said: FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH, but I doubt it."