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Joke of the Day
"How much did the pirate pay for corn? A buck an ear!"
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"Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field."
"Why don't they have a concert on the moon? No atmosphere"
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"me: [slides bank teller a note] bank teller: what's a ""roblery"""
"My girlfriend broke up with me because I'm too much of an environmentalist... Oh well, not many fish left in the sea"
"""My friends on Facebook are idiots."" So, what you're saying is that you're smart, but not smart enough to not friend idiots. Got it."
"My ex is so slutty... that if she had sex with a guy with Ebola, he would die of AIDS first."
"If I got a dollar, for every time I think of you. I might start thinking of you."
"How do Jewish mothers prevent wrinkles? Oil of Oy Vey."