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Joke of the Day
"Why did the tomcat get sent to prison? For looking at kitty porn."
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"What do you call a baby in a concentration camp? Baby Powder."
"Ronda Rousey's boxing"
"<------Flair My penis is, -Yoda"
"A black mom has 5 kids Their names are Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How does she tell them apart? By their last names"
"Two muffins are in the oven... One of them says ""it's getting hot in here."" The other muffin says ""Holy shit, a talking muffin!"""
"How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same? They're both Black and Decker."
"What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in. "
"What is a neckbeard's favorite color? M'genta"
"I'm reading a book about Zeno's Paradox. I'm not quite halfway through it."