11617
Joke of the Day
"A donkey falls into a bowl of sugar... Now, that's a sweet ass."
Next Joke
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch colors: purple hot pink or aqua!"
"Marriage joke A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"
"What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection? He came and went at the same time."
"Double limb transplants are so expensive They cost an arm and leg"
"Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts? He dislikes ~~poles~~ polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words? It hard :("
"What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go out in the night without robin.^Sorry!"
"Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice? An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now."
"Giving Money To The Non-Homeless Prank What kind of reactions could we get by giving our spare change to people who clearly don't need it. confused and disoriented evidently. :D"
"I keep swallowing live ammunition. I thought, this time I'm going to go to the hospital, but as usual, I just farted a round at home."