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Joke of the Day
"What does an electrician say when he's confused? Watt?!"
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"How do you find the richest man in Mexico Throw a penny and see who catches it"
"What's the difference between the Leafs and a Pornstar? They both get fucked. They both get paid. But only one of them really enjoys it."
"I'm getting a little tired of these people coming to my door telling me I need to be ""saved"" or ""I'll burn""... Stupid firefighters."
"I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said ""Final Notice""... Good that he will not bother me anymore."
"What do you call a Bull that masturbates? Beef Stroganoff"
"I have an eating disorder. I'm about to eat dis order of pizza, dis order of fries and dis order of nuggets."
"Women are like pianos... if they're not upright, they're grand."
"How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb? Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!"
"How do you make an eggroll? You push it."