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Joke of the Day
"What does an electrician say when he's confused? Watt?!"
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"Just got out of a 13 month coma Just in time to see my child born!"
"I asked my teacher what I had to do to pass the course. He said to get 50% on the exam and give him a blowjob But I don't think I got 50% on the exam"
"Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine? Too many Tannens."
"It's amazing how alcohol can make you do so many stupid things on your smart phone."
"Me: Did it hurt when you fell from Kevin? Friend: Yes, because Kevin's friggin tall and sucks at giving piggy back rides Kevin: bro"
"What if animals ""were"" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits? Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry."
"What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? You get kicked out of the petting zoo."
"Date: So, what are you passionate about? Me: Haha, have you heard of gravy?"
"Pirate walks into a bar... Bartender says, ""Is that a napkin on your head?"" Pirate replies "" No, it be a bounty""."