89510
Joke of the Day
"What does an 80-year-old person taste like? Depends."
Next Joke
"I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed."
"Sorry I haven't tweeted much. Kathy on facebook was keeping us updated on her menstrual cramps."
"I'm a businessman so I tuck my shirt in. There's a lot of money on the line so I need you to know that this is roughly where my legs start."
"Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time."
"I married a French girl and had three sons We named our first son Antoine. We named our second son Anteux. We named our third son Antthree."
"So they are re-releasing the movie crash... And they have recast the part of Sandra Bullock with an A320"
"[Bat symbol lights up Gotham's sky] ""Gordon needs me, the city needs me."" [Robin waving flashlight around] ""Oh wow look they need me too."""
"What do a Jewish mother-in-law and 60 Minutes have in common? They both always start with tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk..."
"What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke Warm"