89510
Joke of the Day
"What does an 80-year-old person taste like? Depends."
Next Joke
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan."
"please say a prayer for my coworker. his life is so boring that he just Instagrammed his Jimmy Johns sandwich"
"To the handicapped guy that took my bag! ( ) You can hide but you can't run!"
"An atom is mugged by another atom... A bystander asks if he's OK. ""I think he got away with my favorite electron,"" he answered. ""Oh no! Are you sure?"" ""Yup, I'm positive."""
"What did the Mama cow say to the baby cow? It's pasture bedtime."
"A roman centurion walked into a bar, raised his hand and signed the waiter to get him 2 martini. The waiter gave him 5 instead."
"TV Anchor: I don't have my Halloween costume yet but it's going to be cool and wet! Me: Wow you go girl! TVA: turning to weather... M: Oh..."
"My wife has the body of a woman half her age. I suppose I should call the police."
"When I went to church today I farted So I sat in pew"