98782

Joke of the Day

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Hello from the other side."

"Why do you never see an elephant hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."

"Did you guys hear the one about the circus fire? It was intense."

"Did you know that NASCAR fans are the easiest people to make fun of? As soon as they start chasing you down, all you have to do is turn right."

"Dad do you like baked apples? Yes son why? The orchard's on fire."

"Your momma is so stupid That her adult child is still reading and downvoting Yo momma jokes."

"If Bruce Jenner is a woman then Eminem is black. Since when does having boobs make you a woman? If that was the case all women that lost their boobs to breast cancer are now dudes."

"When does the narwhal bacon? Ellen Pao needs to resign immediately."

"why do pedophiles make good employers? they don't mind if you're a little behind."

"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they'll just beat the room for being black!"