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Joke of the Day
"There is a new breakfast cereal for impotent men Nuttin' Raisin Honey"
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"Guy asked me where I got my green eyes. Great! Now I have to explain what the Vikings did when they got to Sicily."
"Do you like fish sticks? Who are you? Kanye West?"
"Why are dyslexia kids scared of Christmas? Satan comes down the chimney."
"Turns out I got Lazik surgery by mistake so now I have two lazy eyes."
"Does anyone else ever hear their alarm go off in the morning and immediately start rationalizing quitting your job?"
"What's the smartest thing that's come out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's cock. Taken from the movie 300 Miles to Graceland."
"Canada is so sexist! Why isn't there a Womanitoba"
"How does the KKK celebrate gay pride? With a LGBBQ."
"We get about 25 screaming 5 yr old little girls together to scream nonstop at terrorists, BOOM, we win the War on Terror!"