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Joke of the Day

"92 percent of Americans get inappropriately excited when there's a t-shirt cannon present."

"Kids today will never know the horror that would come from seeing a payphone start ringing suddenly in the middle of the night."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A boy scout comes home from camp"

"Favorite joke as a kid. How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis."

"Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Iinternet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking."

"The other day I held the door for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester."

"What's the most positive thing about Africa? HIV"

"A man fell into a deep sleep after eating too many telephones. He's in a dialbetic phona."

"RIP Jordin Sparks She had no air"

"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist art"