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Joke of the Day

"What did the Japanese woman do when the Titanic sank? She raughed (raft)."

"What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra? Do you even lift?"

"I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case."

"France is such a shitty country Even the nice parts are rundown"

"So today I finally got my license... to krill!"

"I never understand why do people whisper at funeral's ? The most important guy at this party is dead he can't hear you."

"What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex? The crayon is non-toxic!"

"Don't you hate when you're at the mall and there's a kid that just won't shut up. You're like, ""SHHH!"" And he's all, ""STRANGER! DANGER!"

"What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist? A poke-mon! Pls don't hurt me."

"I had sex while camping yesterday. It was fucking in tents!"