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Joke of the Day

"What is a homeless man's favorite type of music? House music"

"08 What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!"

"I got fired from my job as a bingo caller... apparently ""A meal for two with a terrible view"" was a pathetic way to announce the number 69."

"I can't stand lactose intolerant people who work at ice cream parlors. They can dish it out but they can't take it."

"Why does a fetus have more rights than a women? Because a fetus still have a chance to become a Man"

"I once got diarrhea on a road trip but I went on, undeterred."

"*lowers car suspension to look more gangster* *takes 12 minutes to ride over a speedbump*"

"I told my friends a UDP joke But Idk if they got it."

"Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot is faster. Anyone can catch a cold."

"name a hurricane ""Jesus"" cuz then u could say ""Jesus is coming"" & have unaware ppl frantically prepare for rapture"