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Joke of the Day

"These notebooks need to move on with their lives. Yeah ""College Ruled"", get over it. You're in the real world now."

"Soo... I guess when he asked for my number he didn't mean how many lovers I've had?"

"Maybe the Titanic really was a ship of dreams... and its dream was to be a submarine."

"What do you say to someone who studied media at university? Can I have fries with that please?"

"What's the difference between a Baby Hobbit and Taco Bell? One throws shire fits, and the other gives you fire shits."

"I've saved a ton of money on Birthday Cards by switching to Facebook!"

"What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common? [removed]"

"I hate when people don't finish jokes"

"Hippies say the darndest things... What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job? Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)"

"Sometimes I put a vase of flowers outside to let other flowers know that if they try to be prettier than me, I'll cut their legs off too."