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Joke of the Day
"Why was the tomato red? It saw the salad dressing."
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"Did you hear the one about the girl with a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh? If you put your ear up next to it, you can smell the ocean."
"I grilled some chicken today... What a waste of time. He still wouldn't tell me why he crossed the road."
"Two muffins are baking one says to the other ""Hey man you got a light?"""
"Don't forget to get offended today by some retarded shit that has absolutely no bearing on your life whatsoever."
"The worst thing about rich people is that I'm not one of them."
"What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub? The landlord said ""Sorry we don't serve spirits."""
"My dad asked why i have a gun in my house Is said because of the decepticons, i laughed, my dad laughed, the toaster laughed, i shot the toaster, it was a good night."
"Yo mommas so black she has been marked absent at night school."
"What's the difference between 1998 and 2016? Hillary Clinton is the punch line this time"