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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a girl with a black eye? Nothing. You already told her."
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"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quatro Cinco"
"How do street urchins communicate with each other? Gutterskype."
"What's the difference between the average yogurt and the United States of America? if you leave a yogurt alone for two-hundred years it'll develop a culture (also it can be fat free)"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He lay awake nights wondering if there was a dog."
"If you rape a hooker/prostitute... is that actually shoplifting?"
"They asked me earlier today what is beer made of Unfortunately I didn't know the answer as I barley pay attention to those facts."
"It's not that I'm antisocial. My phone just happens to be a lot more interesting than the entire human population."
"If you're American walking into the bathroom and you're American walking out of the bathroon, what're you in the bathroom? European"
"Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children."