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Joke of the Day

"""You are gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late"" Jokes on you I am gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what."

"My daydream solution to organizing my house is always arson."

"How do you keep an idiot busy? You tell a joke on Reddit"

"what does a man with a 9"" cock eat for breakfast? this morning, I ate some toast, cereal, coffee, bacon & eggs, hash browns..."

"The Socratic method of deductive reasoning walks into a bar and the bartender says ""So. What don't you want?"""

"""One man's trash is another man's treasure,"" is an awesome phrase But it's a horrible way to tell your kid they're adopted."

"I silently mocked one of the Greek islands today I was discrete."

"My dog got hit by a train today & we found out my brother didn't make parole. Talk about a case of the Mondays!!"

"How To Make Lemon Squares: Make the undercookie Then the jigglesauce Pour the jigglesauce on the undercookie and put it in the bakeybox"

"This year, measuring your accomplishments against Lindsay Lohan's will ensure you feel like a winner merely for avoiding the penal system."