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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a religious owl? A bird of pray."

"What are poofists ? If you ask toilet attendant why he/she haven't made more of their life. you get punched into your face by poofists."

"What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide"

"What's your best limerick? There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini"

"New years eve. An evening of fun, alcohol, laughter,, family, and friends Or at least that's what it could have been if you weren't sat here browsing reddit"

"The local police station had their toilet stolen. The cops say they have nothing to go on."

"Things have changed so much like 4000 years ago if you killed a lion and could fix people's teeth you would have been the king of everything"

"Guys, I think I just came up with a new joke! Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs? Cause then there would be a hole in one!"

"Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers."

"How did Darth Vadar know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presence"