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Joke of the Day
"How did Darth Vadar know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presence"
Next Joke
"I just yawned so loud now I'm pretty sure a whale somewhere is trying to answer."
"Zombie apocalypses suck. Everything comes back to bite you!"
"Those black cats better not cross my path. I'm not superstitious. Just racist."
"""That's what"" - She"
"Why are men smarter during sex? Because during sex they're plugged into a fucking know-it-all!"
"BBC's Sherlock got cancelled Shit, no Sherlock."
"Once this cunning guy had a drum but a real problem with it A conundrum some might say."
"Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting? Because they hav-an-arrow! :D"
"[date] ME: do you have kids or pets? HER: a son and a cat ME: what are their names? HER: John & Batman ME: nice! my son is also named Batman"