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Joke of the Day

"What's your best limerick? There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini"

"Nothing is better than working out to 80s music. Except listening to 80s music without working out."

"If a well endowed woman works at Hooters, where does a guy with an amputated leg work? IHOP"

"What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir."

"What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good? Arcane-gel!"

"Knock, knock, it's the police open the door. -Can you wait, I'm taking a shit! -We know, the telephone booth is see through"

"How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent? Nun."

"Library joke Why are librarians so lonely? They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold"

"Why don't Indians eat baguette? Because there's naan there."

"What do a fag and a parrot have in common? Shit on their stick"