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Joke of the Day

"What's your best limerick? There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini"

"Tacky on you, that outfit is! Tacky on who? [Tachyon!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachyon) Who's there? Knock, knock!"

"Paid $50 for a device that has a motion detector that emits a sound to scare off neighbor's cat....she's out there rubbing up against it now"

"A photon both raises his hand and shouts ""Goodbye!"" It's a wave and a parting call."

"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because it's pecker is on its head."

"What do you call a female cop that shaves her vag? A Cunt stubble"

"Three nuns are walking down the street, when a streaker runs past them. The first one has a stroke The second one has a stroke And the third doesn't touch him."

"What do Osama Bin Laden and a salmon have in common? It's a great life until they run into a seal."

"What does eighty year old pussy taste like? Depends."

"My wifes birthday My wife asked me for something that went from 0-200 insanely fast. Bought her a pair of scales"