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Joke of the Day
"I had sex with Adele last night... I was rolling in the deep."
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"Never trust anybody who has graph paper. They're always plotting something."
"How do black people get to Hogwarts ? They go through wall 9 3/5"
"You lost me at ""my psychic said.."""
"What language do they speak in Holland? Hollandaise."
"What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide? Egypt me!"
"My body is a temple But only because it hates Palestine. *Anthony Jeselnik*"
"Found the cause of the Fort McMurray fires.. My mix tape just dropped"
"The saddest joke I've heard My wife ran off with my best friend... Now, when I throw the stick, it just lays there."
"Just dropped part of a cookie into my printer, so I hit ""copy"" *hope"